Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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