Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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