im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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