Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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