can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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