If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
