We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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