Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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