i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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