i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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