my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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