i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
