i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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