doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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