These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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