I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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