let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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