Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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