Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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