It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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