Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i now understand why vodka
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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