Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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