Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Randomize
