my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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