I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I intend to get homeless drunk
party gras won. party gras always wins.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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