Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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