Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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