I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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