i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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