shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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