Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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