dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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