I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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