I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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