i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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