There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize