Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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