is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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