trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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