Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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