Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just cropdusted the office
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This baby is an asshole
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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