where am i from again
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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