We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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