im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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