Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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