Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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