seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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