you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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