I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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