He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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