HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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