i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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