chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I am one with the molecules
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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